Elf: I'm Really an Ecological Investigator!

"Mr. Lin Fan, can you respond to the international doubts about the functions of Yanguo's ecological investigators?" "Unfounded accusations. The function of ecological investigators is to conduct ecological investigations. I have no intention of making any response to this." "Mr. Lin Fan, there is no point in avoiding it. As we all know, whether it is the water fleet group in the Indonesian archipelago, the lava group at the junction of Asia and Africa, or even the Rockets who started from neon, and were subsequently active in the United States, the plasma team itself developed from the United States, including the Galaxy team in Europe..." "I understand what you mean, but have these illegal organizations destroyed the natural environment? And captured wild Pokémon?" "I think mythical beasts shouldn't be considered wild..." "They did it, so the ecological investigators went and did it. Is that normal?" "..." The reporter at the press conference was silent for a moment and decided to ask from a different angle, "So, Mr. Lin Fan, could you please respond to a question head-on." "Of course." "Playboy Lin Fan, this is the nickname we all know." "Cough cough cough cough..." "Can you please respond? As we all know, Miss Ye Zhixue, one of the twins of Yanguo's ecological investigators, has an extraordinary relationship with you. But at the same time, you maintain a close relationship with Nazi from Neon District, Miss Little Ju'er from America, and Miss Mary from the British Empire." "Thank you all friends from the media. That concludes today's press conference." [After a brief commotion, the press conference was suspended.