An ancient coffin was unearthed in my hometown. Inside lay a beautiful consort who looked as though she were still alive. Wang the Immortal, from the village entrance, said she was the reincarnation of the Goddess of Sweet Dew. He claimed the goddess had been born with a miraculous body that could cure men's intimate ailments and help them have children. Once word got out, men seeking treatment flocked to her. They say every man treated by the Goddess of Sweet Dew praised her to the skies. I was intrigued, so I took my useless husband back to my hometown in the middle of the night to seek her help.
