Using Me for Experiments? I'll Use You to Practice My Divine Art!

When Lin Fan opened his eyes, he found himself strapped to an experimental table. He was about to be used as a human guinea pig to test the side effects of an enhancement drug. He watched as the guy beside him exploded and died from the side effects. Lin Fan was dumbfounded. “I just transmigrated here, and I’m already about to die?” At this critical moment, he awakened the Side Effect System. He could designate someone else to take on any side effects he suffered. The enhancement drug worked perfectly, and its side effects were transferred to the “attending doctor.” From then on, Lin Fan started experimenting with some truly bizarre stuff. The Leg-Stretching Power Pill: it massively boosts your physique, but the side effect is that you become an idiot? The Crotch-Poking Finger: its cultivation brings deadly poison, but the side effect is that the cultivator becomes a eunuch? And what about this S-rank Demon Blade? It has astonishing power, but makes people lose their minds? Great, great, Lin Fan took every one of these cursed items for himself. Years later, when Lin Fan stood at the pinnacle of the myriad races, facing their mighty warriors, everyone was dumbfounded. “Hey, man, why is it that when you use demonic arts, we’re the ones who explode and die?”