My Three-Year-Old Daughter Drives a Tank, Exposing My Doomsday Base

To find her dad, three-year-old cutie Xiao Yezi secretly climbs into the “Apocalypse Tank” her father built and drives straight for the highway entrance. Toll booth attendant: “Officer, I need to report something! A three-year-old is trying to drive a tank onto the highway. She says if I don’t let her through, she’ll shell me!” Police officer: “Are you kidding me? Filing a false report is a crime!” Toll booth attendant: “Officer, I’m not kidding. The tank’s cannon is pointed right at me, and she really looks like she’s about to fire...” Police officer: “We’re on our way!” Toll booth attendant: “Officer, I suggest you come by plane. That tank... it’s already going 300 kilometers per hour. You won’t catch it by car.” Police officer: “?!!!”