I Asked You to Tighten Screws, So Why Did You Sweet-Talk the Factory Girl into a Breakdown?

[Everyday life] + [Sweet with no angst] + [Comedy]

After working like a corporate drone at a dead-end job, Xia Yu unexpectedly was reborn in the summer of 2015 and got to choose one of three options from the Chosen Piglet System!

[Option One: Invincible Slacker System. Spend eight hours online at an internet café each day and receive 3,000 yuan in living expenses.]

[Option Two: Boss Cao System. Climb through windows to watch peach blossoms ten times a day and receive 5,000 yuan in living expenses. Note: They must be married women.]

[Option Three: Dead-End Employee System. Pick a job and get hired to receive one Dead-End Employee Starter Pack. For each day you work, earn one Employee Coin.]

Workers are gods, workers are divine, workers are souls trapped in human bodies!

Jiang Dongling: “I-I only drank one bottle of your Coke. Can you stop pressuring me to date you?”

Bai Qingyan: “Xia… Xia Yu, big brother, please don’t leave me behind. I only want to stay by your side…”

Jiang Wanning: “Dongling really is wonderful, but I don’t want to regret this for the rest of my life. Let me be selfish just this once.”

Su Linyi: “No! Don’t! I’ll only ever love Xia Yu! Dad, my heart hurts so much, sob…”

Xia Yu: “I’m sweating buckets here…”