Quick Transmigration: The Unhinged Host Slaughters Her Way Through the Main Plot

After traveling through countless worlds, I thought I could finally lie flat and enjoy retirement. Who knew? My retirement vacation still needs to be renewed. Damn! Even capitalists aren’t this heartless. You won’t let me retire? Fine, then we can all go crazy together! Bullied heroine: “Little girl, come play with big brother.” Yan Tong writhes across the floor, crawling in a dark and twisted manner. Evil supporting character’s lackey: “You, go kill her for me.” Yan Tong turns around and slaps her. Neglected imperial consort: “How about I summon you to my bedchamber tonight?” Yan Tong turns around and urges the empress to seize the throne. Peerless courtesan: “A thousand gold for one dance, a beauty unmatched in all the world.” Yan Tong dances the Swan. … Yet every mission somehow gets completed by the skin of her teeth, and little by little she becomes the main god’s reserve ace. Yan Tong throws back her head and laughs. Crazy? A little crazy is good. Her mental state grows increasingly unhinged. Don’t ask. Ask any wage slave and they’ll tell you there’s no such thing as one who isn’t crazy. The unsuspecting Systems are still doing their best to promote themselves: The “As Calm as a Chrysanthemum” System: “Pick me, pick me! My story is simple. The character just needs to stay calm and unbothered. The Host won’t have to fight tooth and nail. I’m all about a harmonious society.” The Childbearing System: “Host, would you like to have a child?” … Yan Tong: “Get lost.” Don’t mess with her. After more than ten thousand years as a wage slave, she’s carrying a mountain of resentment. If you provoke her, don’t blame her for going berserk!