The Road to Basketball Starts with Walking with Rhubarb

This book has been targeting James from the beginning of basketball to the draft. It has written more than seventy chapters until the draft, but there is not much written about actual basketball. In fact, I prefer to watch the plot of the protagonist playing basketball, and I am not interested in James. But I have been writing about how the protagonist suppresses James through basketball and off-court public opinion. I can only say that the author is really resentful of James.

Welcome to share

With this title, I thought I was carrying a dog?

LeBron James is a diva, a role player who can collect statistics, a big-sized Green, even inferior to Green in some places. He has been hugging his thighs or running around to hug his thighs for more than 20 years, sucking the blood of his superstar teammates. He has only won four championships, and he is constantly competing with other super giants, marketing data image. I hope that people in the future will not be deceived by it or deceived by its data.

The host asked you why you hacked James. I replied that I just repeated what James had done. The secret said that I hacked James. The following are what James said and did. I want to play 82 games—— "Proper rotation is also necessary." I hate the Bulls' defense and their various "non-basketball" foul actions—— "I like Della's defense, his defense is exactly what the Cavaliers need" I will no longer wear a headband, because I want to be like my teammates - "I'm wearing a headband again, because it's time to be myself" I will definitely win the slam dunk contest - "But the time has passed and I won't participate." I don't need to dive, I play an aggressive game - "Actually, flopping is part of basketball." I can serve as a center when necessary. I can play five positions - "I need a center to open up the inside for me. I don't like physical combat." I want to win seven championships for Miami - "If I win three consecutive championships, I won't leave" Wade's recent comeback has disrupted my rhythm and I need to adjust - "Dissatisfied with Wade's long-term absence" I feel like a Wolverine, recovering quickly and full of strength - "I am really tired after a long season" This is Miami brothers basketball, everyone has to make sacrifices - — "I'm looking for a maximum salary" I have a good relationship with Durant and we trained together in the summer—— "Well, as he said, the relationship is actually normal" I transferred just to go home—— "Irving will become the best backcourt, which is one of the reasons why I went home" The league should retire all No. 23S, starting with me—— "I will wear No. 23 In the new season" I have matured, No more fanfare - "I can't wait to resume this ritual in the new season" I am the team leader and I will take more responsibility in the fourth quarter - "I still believe in my teammates at the end" If I want, I can score more than 100 points every night - "61 points, I'm excited!" I never fouled George's game-winning shot - "Well, you know, it's a defensive one. Part" Those people played dirty, and the referee did not favor me - "It is normal for the league to have physical contact" You don't need to take the initiative to adapt to the team - "Don't always think about being outside the team, quickly integrate in" Heat fans, don't worry, I will not leave the Heat - "Cleveland, I am back" Cavaliers fans, don't worry, I will not leave - Join the Lakers

Wouldn't it be impossible to write if you don't criticize? Moreover, the person you criticize is at least one of the top ten superstars in NBA history.

The analysis of Juhua Zhan's on-court behavior is very accurate. In a word, he is a top-notch scrap material. Playing tactics around him will only have one result, which is to win hard and lose completely. A very funny thing is that the two major fan groups in the football circle are committed to making each other look like James in football. On this matter, the two groups showed amazing agreement, both believing that James is a packaged parallel import 🤔

Um, well, I really can't stand talking about urban development every day. The author doesn't really think that many people will move to other cities to watch football. It's a place with a generally poor economy and it's hard to find a job 😰. It's outrageous how many Chinese people move here every day. The author's self-impression and sentimentality are almost as high as those of orangutans.

Because: "I don't know if I ask three questions, but I love James." How do you ask them to write it 🤭

Is there any other article like this where one person beats a city🦍? The last time I saw it, it was yes It's okay to just have one person and one city

Less popular science and more about off-court life. Each chapter is preceded by a long section of popular science. It's okay to torture James, but don't do it in every chapter. The protagonist entered the league in the same year as him. Based on James' career Look, the protagonist has 20 years to torture him. He can write more about his off-site life to adjust it. Otherwise, it is all science popularization, competitions, and more importantly, don't let the eunuch run away. I have also read the previous book, which is obviously not bad. I don't understand why he has to run away.

Isn't this handsome?

A eunuch is a eunuch. If you are a eunuch for one day, you will be a eunuch for the rest of your life.

A person who is usually unwilling to defend will not practice defensive skills. He can only be effective when defending a heavy and rough forward line. When encountering a high-level attacker, his defense is like a sieve. The stupidest thing I have ever heard is that he can defend him as long as he wants to. It takes time to practice both defense and offense. Not all forwards are small players.

To be honest, James often speaks like a retard and likes to brag about himself. James is often more stupid and can't tell the difference between a string and a honey. Most of the time, he has no feelings for him. He does still have the strength. There is nothing wrong with being a member of Presidential Hill.

I am also speechless. There are so many agents in the NBA. Even if you choose one at random with your eyes closed, it is better than finding David Falk. This guy has been banned by the league since 1998, and disappeared from the league within a few years. That is to say, you can write whatever you want in the book. In reality, if you sign David Falk, it would be great if you can enter the lottery, but you still want to get the No. 1 Pick? After all, this guy took advantage of the league's shutdown in 1998 to contact a group of bosses and wanted to set up a basketball league to compete with the NBA. He also wanted to encourage a lot of his All-Star players to switch jobs from the NBA. This kind of digging for the roots of the NBA made the old Jew gnash his teeth with hatred, and Jordan was eager to distance himself from him. If you take the initiative to hit the hole of the gun, the No. 1 Pick will be gone, the superstar post will be gone, and honors such as Mvp, FMvp and so on will be gone.

Classic scene

I have to write about the national team. Please order. If you order, you will scold the next door.

This dead eunuch has cut it again. He has already cut several books in a row. "Ruthless Love for the Common People" is another one of his titles. Fortunately, I was smart and didn't order this one. Has he opened a new book now? What's your name? I have to remind you.

Is this an author? He was complacent and avoided pitfalls before, but now he has jumped in?

It's time to start writing, Bao'er. How about adding some essence to it?

A eunuch? Not surprisingly, the author is already used to it, and it's good to be able to persist for so long.

Gas Truck Eunuch

In fact, you are not that happy writing this point, but you are hurting yourself. Originally, the previous writing was quite good. It was later that I discovered that the author was a professional eunuch. If you are really not a eunuch on purpose, you'd better find an editor and sort out the setting of the book. You always think about such thankless things.

I haven't watched it for a while. This is another eunuch.

Even before entering the NBA, he is already crazily compressing statistics! I don't even dare to think about entering the NBA! No wonder no one paid to see it! It's no wonder the eunuch is written like shit.

More points

The author said that Wade used drugs and also said that Pat Riley would make players use drugs. Is it fiction or is there any basis for it? Why do I feel like I'm being black just for the sake of being black?

What I like most about this comment section is watching the fans besieging Ah Tan. Even James can't get into the top 30, and he can't beat Green. All these words were spoken. What's the difference between a fan of you saying this and a fan of a stall? Laughing to death.