The Bride Ran Away on Our Wedding Day, but I Didn’t Care

Right in front of everyone, my wife's childhood sweetheart 'accidentally' touched her face. The whole room instantly watched me tensely. They all thought I would explode and beat him to a pulp. But instead, I kept my head down and focused on eating, then even took two huge pork knuckles home with me. They don't know that I stopped caring a long time ago.