Metropolis: Taoist Priest, Stop Cultivating Immortality. I'm Going to Die Laughing.

[Urban background + relaxed and funny + live broadcast + Taoist priest + trick hunting] Zhang Zixiao traveled through the parallel world and became a Taoist priest. On this day, the real estate boss brought people to demolish the Taoist temple. Zhang Zixiao jumped directly from the mountain, beat down more than a dozen security guards, and calculated that the real estate boss was not going to die soon. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the real estate boss rolled down the mountain. The whole Internet shouted "immortal", and countless people came to seek fortune-telling and solve their doubts. Lovelorn Man: "Taoist Priest, my girlfriend of five years has run away with someone else. I should become a monk." Zhang Zixiao: "You've been sleeping with someone else's wife for five years, and you're still not satisfied?" Beauty: "Taoist Priest, my best friend still wears ultra-thin black stockings in winter, how should I advise her?" Zhang Zixiao: "I advise you to mind your own business." Zhang Zixiao's quotations are popular all over the Internet and are called the electronic Chinese medicine of the entire Internet. When everyone thought Zhang Zixiao was a fake Taoist priest, they didn't expect to catch him. "You have to believe in science. I'm a Taoist priest. I know how to fly with a sword, which is very scientific." After Zhang Zixiao finished speaking, he grabbed the zombie by the collar and flew away.