I Was Cultivating Immortality on the Mountain, Until My Adorable Daughter Exposed Me

Qi Fan drove his Porsche back to the immortal mountain with his seven-year-old daughter, where he inherited the Daoist legacy. But their ordinary life on the mountain gained a little extra “fun” because his daughter was so mischievous. Qi Yan’er: “Brothers and sisters in the livestream, look! That person flying on a sword is my old man.” Qi Fan hurriedly explained: “Fellow lay Buddhists, don’t listen to this girl. This is just an attraction we’re about to promote. He’s on wires!” “You have to believe in science!” Livestream viewers: “Daoist, you say he’s on wires and tell us to believe in science, but you flew down from the sky yourself!” After his mischievous daughter exposed him, Qi Fan could no longer explain himself. The crowds who had come to see him watched eagerly as Qi Fan casually waved his sword before their eyes. The clouds parted! The rain fell! The thunder struck! “Daoist, we get it. You’re using science to tell us that you’re cultivating immortality!” Qi Fan: “…” Qi Yan’er: “Hmph! Stinky Daddy, if you don’t tell me where my mother is, I’ll bring even more people to bother you while you cultivate!” Qi Fan: “Wicked girl! What a wicked girl!”