The Fifty-Year-Old Boy

On the day my daughter brought her boyfriend home, I took advantage of the lively gathering to announce that I wanted a divorce. At the dinner table, my daughter complained that I was embarrassing her. My wife refused to agree, telling me to get out and never come back. But my daughter’s boyfriend took my hand and encouraged me: “A man is in his prime at fifty. Take down her whole family.” He had a point. The very next second, I flipped the dinner table.