Fifty Year Old Boy

The day my daughter brought her boyfriend home, I took advantage of the excitement at home to file for divorce. At the dinner table, my daughter complained that I was embarrassed. My wife disagreed and told me to get out and never come back. But my daughter's boyfriend held my hand and encouraged me: "A man with fifty-one dollars can destroy her family." It made sense, and the next second, I overturned the dining table.