I Inherited a Universe

Six billion people around the world petitioned as one.

Every country in the United Nations voted.

They unanimously elected me Head of Blue Star and bestowed upon me the title of Emperor.

There are enough nuclear launch code briefcases in front of me to fill a living room.

And in theory, I've even inherited an entire universe. The whole universe belongs to me.

So next, I have to reclaim all the territory we've lost across the universe.

Give me a break. I just want to slack off.