You Asked Me to Write About Cultivation, and From the Start There’s a Nine-Dragon Coffin?

Lu Li accidentally transmigrated into a literary creation contest. The contestants had to write live, and the theme was “immortal cultivation.” Then Lu Li awakened a System and immediately switched into plagiarism mode, bringing the vast world of Shrouding the Heavens before all the judges and viewers. While the other contestants were still writing about good-for-nothings making comebacks and losers being reborn, Lu Li opened with Nine Dragons Pulling a Coffin and blew up the entire internet. While the others were still agonizing over the details of magical treasures and flying swords, Lu Li used the four words “Extreme Dao Emperor Weapon” to crush them all into the dirt. While the others were still struggling to develop their villains, Lu Li brought the audience to tears with a single plotline: the Dark Turmoil. “Dare I ask Heaven: are there immortals?” “Without a Great Emperor among humanity, nine Great Sacred Bodies battle the heavens!” “At the end of the immortal road, who stands supreme? One glimpse of Wushi, and the Dao becomes an empty dream!” “Not to become an immortal, but to wait for your return amid the mortal world!” “I am the Heavenly Emperor. I shall suppress every enemy beneath the heavens!” The other contestants: “If Lu Li was born, why were the rest of us? What terrible karma did we incur by entering this contest?”