The Fake Heiress Comes Down the Mountain to Take Her Place as a Bride, and the Real Master Begs Her for Divinations Every Night

My new book, The General’s Wife Is Back, So Don’t Throw Away the Kid You Ruined, is now online! A fake heiress comes down from the mountains on her master’s orders to marry in someone else’s place. She’s heard that her husband is a vegetable, his family is full of difficult elders, and not one of his four younger brothers is easy to handle! The entire wealthy elite is waiting to laugh at Yu Ning, and the real heiress is laughing so hard she’s nearly lost a tooth. Yu Ning says none of that is a problem. With metaphysics on her side, she can rule the rich! She reads faces, breaks formations, and fixes feng shui. Every elder in the family adores her, and all four handsome younger brothers become devoted fans of their sister-in-law. The real heiress’s family regrets everything and shows up to confront Yu Ning, only to have a fierce little black kitten scratch their faces to ribbons. Black kitten: Meow, meow! (Quit bothering my wife. Just wait till I’m back in my own body. I’ll bankrupt your whole family!) Yu Ning picks up the black kitten. “Be good. Don’t make a fuss.” After lying unconscious for months, Mr. Lin finally wakes up. Everyone says his adorable new wife’s lucky marriage brought him around. Mr. Lin sneers. “My wife isn’t some adorable little thing. She’s the head of a metaphysical sect, a fortune-teller with an iron tongue, beautiful and badass, slim-waisted and long-legged, strong enough to uproot a willow tree. Ning, honey, open the door! I really just want a fortune told!” Yu Ning: “At midnight? Yeah, I totally believe you’re here for a fortune.” Mr. Lin: “I want a fertility reading. That still counts.”