Journey to the West: Let Go of the Goblin and Let the Poor Monk Come

I just watch a TV series called Journey to the West. You want me to go get Buddhist scriptures for Monk Tang? It's not impossible to learn from the scriptures. After all, there are so many female fairies, so it's good to have some experience. What? In the land of lions and camels, the poor monk wants to have barbecue today! What, Wuzhuang Temple, the ancestor of the earthly immortals? Old Niubi, look at how big the poor monk's slap is! The Four Sages test the Zen mind? Let you take a look at the poor electric motor! Try it or not, try it or not! Hey, isn't this a white-bone spirit? The poor monk is very angry today! When I found out that this was the world of Dark Journey to the West, I went crazy with joy. And he also awakened the Dark Journey to the West system! The more you live like the King of Hell, the richer the rewards will be! Okay, from today on, the poor monk will be called Tang Sanyan. Bury the sky, bury the earth, bury all living beings! … Tathagata old boy, have you ever heard of the saying "Emperors take turns, come to my house this year"? What, you dare not know. The poor monk will teach you today what "beating" Buddhism means! This book is also called "Buddha: Please, do you have to take this broken sutra?" "Dark Journey to the West, This Holy Monk Is Stronger Than a Billion Points"