Pirate: This Man Often Turns into a Sage

James Bond, known as the most fearless and powerful admiral in history, was interviewed by Morgans, the president of News of the World. Morgans: "Marshal James, what do you think it's like to be a Marine?" James: "It's difficult." Morgans: "Is it difficult to fight pirates?" James: "No, it's difficult to deal with relationships with women." Morgans: "Female?! There are rumors that you have maintained close relationships with Princess Vivi of Alabasta, Hancock, the Empress of the Daughter Kingdom, Princess White Star of Fish-Man Island... And many other women. Are they all true?!" James was silent for a while and said very painfully: "Yes." Morgans: "It's so enviable..." "You don't understand!" James stood up and yelled: "I just want to be a man who keeps his integrity and never wants to have relationships with other women!" "I already have a fiancée! Why is it so difficult to be a good man!" … Behind Morgans, James' lieutenant Da Vinci clenched his fists. "Marshal James, it is my duty as an adjutant to ensure your sexual happiness!" "As long as you have needs, I will definitely help you!"