One Piece: This Man Often Becomes a Sage

James Bond, hailed as the most fearless and powerful Fleet Admiral in history, was interviewed by Morgans, president of the World Economy News Paper.

Morgans: "Fleet Admiral James, what does it feel like to be a Marine?"

James: "It's hard."

Morgans: "Is it hard to fight pirates?"

James: "No, it's hard to deal with women."

Morgans: "Women?! Rumor has it that you've had close relationships with many women, including Princess Vivi of Alabasta, the Empress Hancock of Amazon Lily, Princess Shirahoshi of Fish-Man Island... Is it all true?!"

James was silent for a while, then said in great pain, "Yes."

Morgans: "How enviable..."

"You don't understand!"

James stood up and shouted, "I only want to be a man who stays chaste. I've never wanted to get involved with any other women!"

"I already have a fiancée! Why is it so hard to be a good man?!"

Behind Morgans, James's adjutant, Da Vinci, clenched his fists.

"Fleet Admiral James, making sure you get to enjoy a happy love life is a responsibility I can't shirk as your adjutant!"

"Whenever you need something, I'll make sure it gets done!"