Everyone Grab a Stool and Watch the Drama: The Villainess Spills the Tea!

[Palace intrigue + mind-reading + transmigrate into a book + supporting female character + gossip-filled power fantasy] Nian Yinshu transmigrates into the role of the heroine's wet nurse in a melodramatic, angst-filled period romance. As the hero and heroine refuse to speak their minds and the plot spirals through affairs of state, family feuds, and agonizing romantic push-and-pull, she struggles to get by on the sidelines. [Go ahead, torment her! The more satisfying it is now, the worse you'll suffer when you chase after your wife later!] Unhinged hero: ?! He silently pulls back the hand he was about to use to choke the heroine! [Sacrificing yourself for the greater good of your country? Tsk, tsk. In the end, you'll be wrapped in a horse's hide and buried on the frontier!] Miserable heroine: ?! She immediately abandons the idea of dying for her country! [You! You're an NPC in this book, and you'll end up pierced by a thousand arrows!] [And you: feeling smug while plotting against people, are you? You'll die with blood pouring from all seven orifices!] [What the heck! I end up a sacrifice too, torn apart by five horses?!] In the end, Nian Yin, who had only been watching the drama unfold, looks completely baffled. Wait, why have all your characters gone off the rails?!