All Civil and Military Officials in the Dynasty Listened to My Voice, and the Emperor Begged Me to Eat Melon

[Reading the minds of all members + eating melons + sand sculptures + nonsense] Xiang Hua traveled through time and was bound to a melon-eating system. After the emperor heard her voice, he specially appointed her an official and brought her to court in order to get a chance. Xiang Hua began to take the emperor and the civil and military officials to eat melon every day. … What a departure! The emperor's concubine Xiangxiang eloped with Meng Dadan! [Family members, who knows, Lord Sima Ruhua works part-time as the leading figure in Yihongyuan! [The defense has been broken. Mr. Dongfang Buliang has been married for five years, and his wife is still perfect! [Isn't it? The prince still wets the bed at the age of 17 and likes to sleep with pigs in his arms! [Master Zhuge An is a lover of widows. He wants to give every widow a home! [Old Swan, the concubine practices hanging in the harem every day! [The second prince has been paralyzed for many years and is he pretending? Just because you don't study and don't go to court! [The third prince painted erotic pictures in the study and even carved a 3D wood engraving! [I will really thank you. The emperor is skipping subject three in the back garden? ! [The divorce is huge. The princess who got married has 2 husbands and 6 children? [Real beep, false beep, all civil and military officials in the dynasty were jumped by the immortals? ! … In addition to eating melons, Xiang Hua also did some good things: Founded Dagua Auntie brand milk tea, selling 100 million cups a year. When he founded the Fried Chicken brand, the kids next door were so hungry that they cried. Developing Bobo Chicken one by one, you can't stop eating one bite at a time. … In this way, everyone happily ate melons together. As they ate, the originally poor country became increasingly wealthy. Not only did it not perish, it also unified 18 surrounding countries. What's going on? Does eating melon have this effect?