My Identity as a Purple-Robed Heavenly Master Has Been Exposed by the Entire Internet!

Good news: I traveled through time and became the current Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain. Bad news: A female spy came to the door and insisted that I attend her master's wedding banquet and use my life as a gift. Fortunately, it is bound to the Taoist Heavenly Master system. Zhang Qi said: If I don't kill you today, it means my Taoist heart is unstable! Until one day, a reporter asked: Zhang Tianshi, do you believe there are tricks in this world? Zhang Qi: Huh? What did you say? Oh, Pindao advocates believing in science!