The Tang Dynasty Blew Hard

Li Shimin: "They all said that my position was unfair, and I felt bitter, but I couldn't say anything!" Shi Jinchui: "Do you have a woolen yarn? Let me put you a satellite first." Li Chengqian: "I only want to be a Turk, ride horses and herd cows and pick up girls all day long..." Shi Jinchui: "What? Are cows used for herding? Cows are used for bragging, okay?" Fang Xuanling: "The Tang Dynasty is in dire straits waiting to be revitalized. What can we do if we don't have money?" Shi Jinchui: "You worthless guy, what's the point of paying for it yourself?" Li Yuan: "You guys, what if your reputation is blown?" Shi Jin blew: "It's easy, let's blow another one..." Shi Jinchui drank a glass of wine and burped. We've all traveled through time, what's there to think about? We're going to build some kind of scientific infrastructure and prepare a lot of weapons. Isn't it beautiful to just eat and die and wait for death?