The Fake Emperor Starts by Cutting Off the Timeline

[The eunuch author's live broadcast of washing his hair while standing on his head] When he woke up, Li Mu traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty and transformed into a eunuch. "What, you want me to be a fake emperor?" Faced with the beauty queen's request, of course I agreed. In order to survive, I went through cycles again and again, cutting off the past, and successfully found the key to survival, which is licking. If you lick well, you will be the best.