The Princess Consort Has Been Hanging on the Wall for Three Days, but She's Fine

[Career-Driven Heroine × Love-Brained Male Lead × System × Meme References × Subverting Expectations] Luo Yan Shuang transmigrated into the body of an unlucky princess consort. She was even hanging on the city wall when it happened, but it's fine. She has a System, so she can't die. She really can't die. [Bonus Scene One] Luo Yan Shuang before transmigrating: I don't think I did anything wrong, but I really did let him down. I'll spend the rest of my life protecting him. Luo Yan Shuang after returning from transmigrating: A heartless, ungrateful bastard like him is only useful to me. He's worthless otherwise. [Bonus Scene Two] Murong Leng Ao: Heartless? I was just pretending. I know she killed my mother, but I still love her. Even though I want revenge, I don't actually want to kill her. I just want her to stay by my side forever, even if she hates me for the rest of her life. She's an assassin, just a blade used to kill. I have to find the real culprit behind it all. If she really dies, I'll follow her. Luo Yan Shuang: Good thing I'm still alive. Otherwise, if this guy died, I'd get blamed. Murong Leng Ao: How can you think that? Luo Yan Shuang: Don't ask me. I don't want to talk to a bastard. Murong Leng Ao: [Sobbing uncontrollably] [Spoiler] The current heroine and the original heroine are actually the same person. P.S. Overall, this is an absurd comedy. Only the opening is relatively serious, so read at your own risk if that's not your thing. #Other contracted works: “Quick Transmigration: I Drank This Bowl of Dog-Blood Drama,” “Infinite Game: The Heroine Always Fails the Levels,” “The Slowest Quick Transmigration in History,” “Quick Transmigration: Turning into a Cute Kid and Conquering the World,” “Da Jiangyou Just Wants to Be a Bystander,” “After Changing Worlds to Cultivate Immortality, She Became Invincible,” “Quick Transmigration: Even the Darkened Male Lead Is Pure-Hearted,” “Master Is Lying Flat and Being a Salted Fish Again,” “I Became a Big Shot in a Game”#