Gu Yue's Lies

I, He Guyue, was originally a middle school girl in the new era, and I never tired of writing Internet articles that had not been read for eight hundred years. Suddenly one day, three gods descended from the sky. I went crazy with joy, thinking that I was indeed gifted. With the blessing of the gods, I would enjoy endless glory and wealth from now on. Little did I know that they were not here to bring me treasure. They told me that I died suddenly because I stayed up late all year long to write online articles. Today they are here specifically to seduce me! Ah this... The god also told me that because the protagonist of a novel I wrote had spiritual energy in another time and space, as the author, I was born with spiritual consciousness. The leader of the gods took a fancy to me and thought that I could become an immortal with a little practice. I hurriedly asked what would happen if the cultivation failed. The Divine Lord smiled and said: "I will cast you into the animal realm and reincarnate forever!" I asked again, what if I just stopped practicing? Isn't it okay if I jump off the ship? ："……，，！" I he... Even in a dream, you wouldn't be so bullying, would you? What does it mean to be a beast? Are gods easy to curse? Thinking about me, He Guyue is brave in terms of bravery, brave in terms of appearance, and brave in terms of talent. Is it possible that I still can't escape the crossing back to the ruins? As the saying goes, if you give it a try, your bicycle will turn into a motorcycle, and you will live a happy and carefree life in this world. Oh my God! Goodbye!