Antique Appraisal Livestream: Please Don't Get Me Arrested, Folks

直播鉴宝：宝友不要把我送进去啊

by Green Robe of Guangling (广陵青衫)

Status: Completed
Length: 665k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qidian

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Zhang Quan transmigrates to Blue Star and starts livestreaming antique appraisals, Only to find a group of lawless crooks mysteriously flooding into his stream: “Buddy, are you in a tomb right now? These things aren’t yours, are they?” “They say thieves have their code, but how could you take even this?” “Inherited from your ancestors? Looks to me like you just took it from someone else’s ancestors. Take my advice, donate it.” “I appraise antiques for charity, seriously. Can we just stop looking? I can’t appraise your bronze ware at all.” “Wait, you sent me a gift, but that doesn’t make me your accomplice. Buddy, don’t get me sent to prison!” All kinds of ancient treasures turn up in his livestream, Bronze swords, dragon-patterned jade discs, gilt animal-head agate cups, horses trampling flying swallows... “Buddy, you might be looking at a pretty long sentence.” “Look, buddy, when you go inside, I’ll sing you ‘Tears Behind Bars’ as a farewell, but don’t get me sent to prison!”

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