What? Ancient People Are Actually Making Short Videos?

What? Are the ancients posting short videos of beautiful women? The sky screen spans the long river of history and stands above every dynasty, playing modern short videos day and night. When the first video was broadcast, the entire historical dynasty exploded. [A woman wearing Valentino and her calves wrapped in silky black stockings gradually appears. Confucius: "Visions from heaven must be auspicious... Corrupt customs, really corrupt customs!" Li Si: "This woman from the fairy world is really quite charming!" Li Shimin: "This woman's face is indeed beautiful. Of course I admire it, but if the whole sky is like this, it will lose the fun of watching it!" Cao Cao: "I wonder if she is married, or if her husband is still alive?" [Li Shimin and Zhu Di, who were both rebels and became emperors in history, why are their reputations so different? Li Yuan: "Rebellion and becoming emperor?" Zhu Yuanzhang: "Rebellion? You Zhu Laosi!!" Zhu Di: "I have been on horseback all my life, but I can't compare to Li Er who killed his brother, imprisoned his father, and occupied his sister-in-law?" Zhu Yuanzhang: "Rebellion! How dare you scold Tang Taizong!!" Li Shimin: "Oh, you know, what you are comparing with now is the Tang Dynasty Taiwei, Situ, Shangshu Ling, Zhongshu Ling, Daxingtai Shangshu Ling of Shaanxi Province, Yizhou Daoxingtai Shangshu Ling, Yongzhou Mu, General Manager of Liangzhou, General Wuhou of the left and right, Generals of the Twelve Guards of the left and right, Shangzhu Kingdom, King of Qin, General Tiance, Tianhan, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin."