A Spy Who Doesn't Want to Be a Mercenary Isn't a Good Agent

“You say you’re a mercenary?”

“Yeah.”

“And you’re a CIA agent too?”

“Yeah.”

“What about an Eastern spy...”

“That’s me too.”

“How many secret identities do you have?!”

“Oh, don’t sweat the little details.”

After all, a spy who doesn’t want to be a mercenary isn’t a good agent.