I'm a Therapist, So Why Are All My Suggestions So Disturbing?

Jiang Qin transmigrated to a parallel world and became a psychological counselor. From the start, he accidentally bonded with a god-tier psychological advice System. As long as he gave the corresponding darkly unhinged advice, he would receive rewards. And so, the livestream that had once been painfully dull took a sudden turn, leaving countless viewers stunned by Jiang Qin’s antics. Viewer A: Jiang Qin, someone keeps stealing my food deliveries, and it’s really getting me down. What should I do? Jiang Qin: Easy. Add some lye to the food and let him steal it. Let’s see if he dares do it again. Viewer A: Thank you, master! I get it now! Viewer B: Jiang Qin, the international students at our school keep throwing parties in the middle of the night. They’re so loud we can’t sleep at all. Jiang Qin: Buy a speaker and play “Sunshine, Rainbow, Little White Horse” on loop. Let’s see who gives in first. Viewer B: Fight magic with magic? Brilliant! After a few rounds, the whole internet was stunned. Viewer: Jiang Qin, you’re a psychologist. Why is all your advice so damn twisted?