Bound by Life

I grandly opened Taobao. “See all this? Whatever you want, I’ll get it for you!” He: “This instant noodles are convenient to carry and useful in combat!” Me: “Buy it!” He: “This down jacket is warm and comfortable, and useful in combat!” Me: “Buy it!” He: “What about this model of gun...?” I panicked. “Wait, we can’t buy that!”