You Said We Were Robbing the First Emperor's Tomb, So Why Did You Dig Up 100,000 Undead Soldiers?

(Bizarre discoveries) + (No face-slapping) + (Lighthearted) + (Tomb raiding) + (Supernatural elements)

“Someone surnamed Qin unearthed a superpowered Mercedes-Benz in Mount Tai. It’s suspected to be the Heavenly Emperor’s chariot, invincible in battle.”

“Tomb raider Wu unearthed a ghost seal in the tomb of King Xian. They say it can summon an army of a hundred thousand yin soldiers. Wu is currently wanted.”

“Reports say the authorities have sealed off the entire area around Qin Shi Huang’s Mausoleum. Experts warn that if the mausoleum’s million terracotta warriors awaken, the world will descend into chaos.”

“Shocking news has taken the internet by storm: a certain Qidian reader unearthed a stunning beauty while farming. The two have already registered their marriage and are living happily ever after.”

…Five years ago, the earth’s ley lines awakened, granting extraordinary properties to every treasure buried beneath them.

After Feng Zhou, a master geomancer, transmigrated to this world, he used his qi-reading skills to dig up so many treasures that his hands cramped. He just couldn’t stop.