The TV Mutated, Connecting to The Sword and The Ming Dynasty from the Start

My TV mutated and can connect to all kinds of movie and TV worlds. I connect to "Drawing Sword" and invite Old Li for a drink of Moutai from the start. As we drink, I brag: “Old Li, forget those Italian cannons. One day I’ll bring you some Katyushas and show you what it means to be terrified of inadequate firepower.” I connect to "Ming Dynasty" and talk to Zhu Di: “Fourth Brother Zhu, how about a little Maxim gun and 155 mm howitzer?” I connect to "Mr. Vampire" and talk to Uncle Jiu: “A flying zombie? Let’s see if it can withstand my blessed, blue-glowing Gatling gun!!!” Qin Shi Huang points at the globe: “Wherever my sword points, there lies the territory of Great Qin! Guards, bring out my Italian cannon!” Whitebeard: “If I had a nuclear bomb in my hands, Marineford would be nothing but ruins.” …