I Can't Believe Aliens Chose Me

“The Planetary Cannon is charged to fifty percent and ready for a test firing.”

“Three, two, one, fire.”

In deep space, three billion kilometers away, a beam of intense light streaks toward a huge asteroid in the distance.

But just before the beam reaches it, something detonates prematurely...

Inside the flagship of the Cohen Marauder Legion.

“Arrived in the designated star system.”

“Exiting warp.”

“Warp exit complete.”

“Warning! Warning! Under energy attack!”

“By the Empire, what is that?”

Cohen: I can see Great-Grandma!