
The White Porridge and Pickled Mustard Is Enough, Why Am I Wearing a Royal Robe?
白粥榨菜管够,我怎么皇袍加身了
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Just don't look at it
Let's not talk about the article, let's just talk about the author: how disgusting it is. When the book was first published, it had a lot of traffic. He pretended to be honest. He swore that he could not be a eunuch. In early May, he stopped writing for two weeks without even farting. Then he was scolded. He was afraid that he would not get any money, so he vomited the ending. On the surface, it was not finished but it was already an eunuch. Not to mention other miscellaneous issues such as not being consistent with historical facts, supporting characters being witty, drawing big cakes, etc. In short, it's just a mess. It might be better if it's free. Just because it sells for 20 points starting from two to three thousand words, I can give it a zero score.
Just relying on the defense, if you give a dog a pen, you won't be able to write such a defense.
Chapter 7 and Chapter 8: Poison Why did Xunsi write it like this?
Are there aliens that have invaded the Earth and then require humans to work eight hours a day, with three times the pay for overtime, a salary increase only once every four months, and only two months of paid annual leave a year... Are there such aliens? Please
Day 1: Is this a deprivation meal? Day 10: The adults are my reborn parents! Half a year later: General! Please give the order! One year later: General, it's getting cold. Just put on some extra clothes. Ten years later: The general received a favor! We will never stop shaking in our lifetime!
You don't really think that white rice porridge in the Ming Dynasty was bad. Rice was a luxury product before hybrid rice came out. Basically, only nobles could eat it before the Republic of China. Landlords couldn't afford fine grains. In the past, wheat was made with wheat bran to make noodles. How could there be white flour now? Before the Republic of China, porridge was made from barley and wheat. Grow a bunch of messy things and make a piece of porridge. The rice porridge and fine grains have to be cooked with the rice husks. Only people with a good family will eat shelled rice. Of course, you have to pay for the shelling when paying taxes. How can you eat shelled rice when bran is a good thing in a disaster year? Don't compare it with today's values. It's very difficult. Many people say that whole grains are healthy. In fact, the processed whole grains are no different from fine grains. They are very fine. In the past, the whole grains really hurt your throat after one bite, and your stomach hurts the next day. It is too uncomfortable to digest. White rice porridge was no less attractive to ancient people than the current luxury dishes, because no one eats it except during the New Year. Not long ago, a Taoist priest from the Republic of China recalled: There were one horse, two mules, one cow, one horse and five livestock in the family. There were many long-term workers and small households in the family. Thousands of acres of land could only be eaten during festivals. This means that life is very good now. You should know who it is from 1912 to 2015.
The subject matter was originally eye-catching, but in the end it was sparsely written. Since the plug-in uses the number of subordinates as the standard, and has no requirements for subordinates, and provides food based on the number of subordinates, why should we stick to "young and strong"? The anti-kings in history wanted to be young and strong because they had a limited number of people they could support. Why should you stick to the traditional route if you have cheats to hold you back? Coerce a large number of people, young and old, young and old. You don't have to worry about food anyway. Just with your reputation, you can win "Ten Thousands of Buddhas". After you ensure that the old, weak, women and children among them will not starve to death, and then pull out the young and strong among them to serve as soldiers, if these people do not fight to the death for you, they will Their families will force them to be loyal to you. If a general wants to defect to others or betray you, their subordinates will kill them first. And even if we don't talk about these things, just talk about the actual,,, the system stipulates that a meal can only be given to the corresponding person, and must it be eaten by himself? Anyway, the plug-in only gives you the total amount, and the distribution power is in your hands. Half of the old, weak, women and children are given to the young and strong. Over time, doesn't this make the soldiers stronger than a single serving of porridge? Whether it is throwing the old, weak, women and children into the occupied areas to colonize or repair various things, it is pure profit anyway. There is no food problem, so why should we stick to the traditional form? Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong, if they had your plug-in and rebelled for the first time, they would be able to overthrow the Ming Dynasty, and even defeat the Manchu Qing Dynasty. The so-called "national power" of Chinese dynasties is ultimately the amount of food. Your plug-in is equivalent to playing the Age of Empires. When all resources are fully loaded, you can only use instant construction and instant research. That's it, how can you lose? Tell me how to lose?
Chapter Ten: Failure to Persuade Successful Retreat
The price of a piece of rebar is only a little, but I don't know how to evaluate (swear) your pricing system. Can it be controlled horizontally when driving so hard? The protagonist was given the skin of the Stove Lord and shouted slogans for disaster relief. But the actual description of the protagonist's words and deeds are inconsistent, and the character image is disgusting. You really don't even bother to pretend, but when you encounter disaster victims on the road, you just want to take away the young and strong, and then the remaining old, weak, women and children are left to die, right? Is this what the "Kitchen Lord" can do? It seems that something has been overlooked. The group of people the protagonist brought with him when he left the city were almost all young and strong. What a coincidence. Could it be that they were all orphans?
I didn't expect anyone to actually write about this topic. I just don't know how long it will last.
Three different views
No matter how much private goods there are, it still doesn't feel right. No matter how bad Chongzhen was, he still had to have the dignity he deserved. Throughout the ages, he was the most courageous. The shame of Jingkang, what a shame, there are still so many cowardly people who bind their feet and harm fellow women. It started from being a coward. "It's hard to recover" Chongzhen was a little impatient and indecisive, but he became emperor suddenly. Not everyone can manage a large country without systematic study. Apart from his status as an emperor, he is also an ordinary person, a national leader who never forgets his original intention and wants the people to live a good life.
Very brave, I can only say that there is no room for retreat, and I doubt the possibilities of this book. If it is not an AI article, or if the young man does not directly start writing after seeing an idea from elsewhere, or even a studio article is unlikely, after all, the studio has to eat.
6
This is my first time to write a comment in the comment section. For example, question 6, Chapter 7 is really 6. One side wants to save the people, but the other side feels that the victims are useless and is afraid of being entangled. This is true 6. Don't say that the protagonist can't save them now or has the ability to save them. Just write that you still have the ability to save them. Let's see how hungry people all over the world once again understand the cannibalistic feudal society. Otherwise, it's over. I have never written a composition of more than 800 words, so I know how to deal with this paragraph. Inability and lack of ideas are two different things. One is the heaviness of reality, and the other is disgusting. 6
The taste of twenty years ago must be studio literature
The start of the game is all about editing, even Ji Diu from Jiangshan Sheji can be said to be a Zao. It's not just porridge, it's a time-travel grocery store, all based on some bullshit reputation points. Modern people take the lead in fighting with rebar, and there are many beauties in the wild. 😆😆😆Farewell
In fact, the idea is very good, that is, the protagonist: I am God. It embarrassed me all of a sudden. Comparable to the "Power of the King" back then
There is a lot of room for improvement, but I won't watch it anymore
He survived until he died of a poisonous attack in Chapter 22. From the beginning to the end, the protagonist never said what he must do to hang out with him, and he never established any rules. As a result, the two refugees who joined him in the morning encountered the horse bandits and ran away, but they were killed without saying a word? This is as outrageous as killing the nanny after you break into your home and the nanny escapes. As long as you make a rule in advance, you can kill the deserters without keeping them for the New Year. There are still a bunch of people here, leaving their automatic brainstorming for the author. Accepted
At the beginning, he gave white porridge to the refugees, and the refugees said: Huang Tianhou is here, and she is willing to follow you forever. One month later: I have white porridge every day, so happy. Half a year later: The adults eat white rice every day, but we drink white porridge every day, which is contrary to him
In the first part, we talk about saving the common people, but in the second part, we just ignore life. The young and the strong are all gone, and the old, young, women and children are all looking to die, right? When they encounter the robbers turned into victims, they think about bean paste before they get close, because they have eaten half a bowl of porridge and want to kill their subordinates before they do anything. It's so weird.
I feel that this plug-in is too awesome. When attacking a city, I can conjure food for hundreds of people in front of others. After death, anyone who attacks the heavenly soldiers in the name of Kitchen God (god) will be punished in hell.
If you can make everyone eat porridge and pickles, you can at least rule until the founding of the People's Republic of China.
I know the author wants to quickly write about the reward and punishment system, but these two people are really reasonable and you have no reason to kill them. You have said yourself that you have never seen a miracle, and you have never eaten a mouthful of your food. Why should I fight to the death? The most important thing is to fight to the death? Isn't there a classic saying from the Ming Dynasty: "The Ming army is not satisfied with the pay, and if it is fully paid, it is invincible. Where can it be fully paid? The Eight Banners are full outside the pass!" I don't need to go into details about how strong the Green Camp's combat effectiveness was in the later period, right?
This theme can be pursued, but if you want to invest more, you can't. Give the author some suggestions. 1. The old saying that kindness cannot control soldiers is indeed true, but when recruiting people, only being young and strong is not the best way to win people's hearts. Let me ask you, if I save you alone or if I save your whole family, which one will you be more sincere to me? 2. The protagonist did not make efficient use of the golden finger. One bowl of porridge a day. In times of famine, this bowl of porridge is diluted with some water. For example, one bowl is diluted into two or three bowls. One bowl of porridge a day can save a person's life from starving to death. The number of people who can be gathered under his hands will also be two or three times greater. Based on the experience of playing tower defense games for so long, maximize resource income in the early stage and develop better in the later stage. I read the previous content of more than 80,000 words, 50 bowls per day for level one, and 200 bowls for level two. Based on a three-fold calculation, the first level can feed 150 people and the second level 600 people. The first level is 50 reputation per day, and it takes 4 days to upgrade to level 2. When you reach level 2, you only need to collect another 50 to get full benefits, and then continue to recruit 600 people. It takes 3,000 reputations to upgrade from level 2 to level 3, which only takes 15 days. In these 15 days, you need to prepare for the next step of recruiting 3,000 people, such as whether you can capture a small town (in times of famine, hundreds of people hold rebar, and you can buy people's hearts with "full meals," it shouldn't be difficult, right?). A conservative estimate is that it will reach level 3 in a month. With a daily supply of 3,000, it is time to consider upgrading from one meal a day to two meals a day and three meals a day. Prioritize upgrading to three meals a day. At this time, you can consider tightening the number of staff and provide enough meals for each person per day. Provide another meal for 3,000 people and set up disaster relief points to win over people and dilute the supply. Enough to help 6,000 to 10,000 people. At this time, with 3,000 reputation points being credited to the account every day, does the protagonist still need to do anything himself? The people under your command are completely determined and have no worries about rebellion. And how many talents can you attract with the reputation of relieving disaster victims? Just stay at the base and hug each other, wait for the reputation to be credited, and then upgrade. If the food given by the protagonist can only be given to the protagonist, then at least we can send troops to escort the food to the surrounding areas, right? Before it breaks down, there's nothing wrong with radiating a 100-mile radius, right? How many people can there be within 100 miles of Taiyuan? When your army is officially established, can you buy lunch boxes in the mall? Radiate 100 miles further. In short, it is to upgrade, upgrade and upgrade to the greatest extent. 3. If the protagonist is forced to wave his hand before the food comes out, the protagonist is too tired. A technology can be added later: the protagonist selects a piece of land and a place, and the protagonist can make food appear at the predetermined place. (It is equivalent to the farmers in Warcraft who open bases and mines.) A point of disclaimer, personal advice, don't comment if you don't like it. The author can also follow his own path, after all, there are thousands of people with different faces.
Human nature cannot stand the test. They may thank you at the beginning, but when they get used to it, they often take it for granted. And once you stop confessing, they may feel that you are guilty. If you want to be so simple, you will be thrown into a yellow robe, and you fear power rather than morality. But human nature. Is the author so optimistic?
Laughing to death 🤣, no matter how ridiculous it is to be illiterate and ignorant, you want to make people work hard for their lives with plain porridge and pickled vegetables? Think it's ancient Japan?
So there is no eunuch? Then write slowly, I have no interest in reading anymore.
I thought you were a eunuch!
Development outline
To be honest, the content of this novel can only be said to be passable. You can't read the content with your brain, the logic makes no sense at all. After understanding the background of the times at the beginning, he took ten young men and left home without preparing anything. It should not be about recruiting some local folks and not worrying about young people. If a young man brings a family, the 50 places in ancient times will be filled immediately. You can arrange for one young person to have one meal of porridge + pickles a day, two people old and young to have one meal a day for porridge and pickles, or three people to have two meals a day of porridge + pickles. In this case, you can deal with about 80 people on the first day. If you are afraid that there is no way to control it, you can extend the time to a week. First, convince all the folks in a village and make them your base. People in the same village are all more or less related by blood. If you use faith and food to unite them around you, you can become the iron-clad Mr. Huang in a month or two. Reputation points can be exchanged for 200 rebars as weapons, enough to equip a 200-man escort. Armor and horses were completely unnecessary at first. The most appropriate use of the protagonist's system is to coerce the people and arm them with ideas. For example, decades of preaching by a great virtuous teacher are too long, but three years is not too much. Disguised as bandits and bandits, they were robbed as squires in the evil countryside, and the gold and silver they obtained were used as property to bribe officials. After working in a county for half a year, he first strengthened his physical fitness a hundred times. He would never leave the mountain until he could tear Xiang Yu to pieces. With security guaranteed, believers can be developed on a large scale. What the protagonist needs to do is not to pick up a stick and attack the territory, but to lead the escort team around the territory to distribute food and perform miracles, which will spread to surrounding villages and counties step by step. Pay attention to ideological education and remember that we are all heavenly soldiers and generals fighting for world justice, and when the time is right, we will dominate the world. The last and most important point is safety first. Keep more avatars and run away if you feel in danger. As long as the system is there and as long as life is still there, there will always be a day when you can rise again.
The pace is too slow and there are too many meaningless nonsense words.
What? What? What are these? Even if I listen to a book to hypnotize me at night, I can't fall asleep. Poisoned to death
It's really on the shelves, it's really a eunuch
The mythical Ming Dynasty can charge forward with a heavy machine gun and break through the city gate. Can it be defeated by the Qing soldiers? With this kind of strength, even after a battle, you can be called a great power, and you can still be invaded by Qing troops.