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Hundreds of years ago, the most powerful figure in the world was undoubtedly Chu Jianhuan, who was nine thousand years old during the Qian Dynasty! Fifteen years old was the watershed for Chu Jianhuan. Before that, he was a young genius in the Qianren Empire. He and the prince at that time were known as the twins of the country. People at the time said: Thunder is his martial arts, sun and moon are his writings. After he was fifteen years old, during a border battle, Chu Jianhuan lost his secret and was captured. He was imprisoned in the enemy camp for several months. When he returned, his meridians were completely destroyed and he became a useless person from then on! This king with a different surname who left a strong mark on history has received mixed praise and criticism from hundreds of historical annals. Why Chu Jianhuan came to the imperial capital from across three continents from the border, how he galloped on the battlefield in his teenage years, how he was overturned in the most proud thing, how he climbed up from the dust, how he went to be below one person and above ten thousand people, and why he died in the second year after becoming a king with a different surname. Later generations have no way of knowing, and there are different opinions in unofficial history. But in the end, literati and poets cannot do without that ambitious and nonsensical story: Chu Jianhuan, who was only eleven years old when he came to the imperial capital from the border in the cold wind and snow, met the crown prince who was still the seventh prince at the time on Changliu Street. The two met in a busy city, and the undercurrent of fate began to surge. That year, the prince stood on Changliu Street and proudly said that he would bring Qianren a thousand years of happiness. Chu Jianhuan burst into tears. So he said: "I am afraid that my superiors will not be famous for thousands of years, so why should I fear that I will be stink for thousands of years!" He said it and he did it.