I’m the first bandit chief’s wife in history to arrive after her husband had already died. Not only am I a widow, I’ve also ended up with a bonus son. I lived comfortably for two years, and then, out of nowhere, the dead man came back to life! He may have died once, but he hasn’t lost his nerve. He still sneaks into other people’s bedrooms at night, and he still drags his precious son along to tug at my sleeve and keep me from sleeping. It’s terrifying! Oh, he just wants to teach me a few skills? Well, that’s all right, then. But, my dear husband, all I want is you and your thousand taels of gold.
