Touching Gold and Strange Things

"Dogs keep watch at night, roosters crow in the morning, travel by day, and touch gold at night." "In the early years of the Yuanping Dynasty in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Dong Zhuo moved to Chang'an, the emperor's capital, and burned the palaces in Luoyang in order to obtain treasures and excavate the imperial tombs of the two Han Dynasties." "Unfortunately, my ancestor was the doctor who dug the hills under Dong Zhuo's command." "By the way, we worship Lu Bu as our ancestor." "It was Lu Bu who led the diggers who dragged Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty out of Maoling and stuffed him back in." This is how Shen Pingan introduced himself.