I Just Became Zhang Xiaofan, and Now the Snake Spirit from Calabash Brothers Has Captured Me

[A grand crossover featuring Gu Jian, Sword of the Immortal, Liaozhai, Hua Qian Gu, Xuanyuan Sword, Calabash Brothers, and Zhu Xian.] Help! Why is there a snake demon in Qingyun Sect? And isn’t she from the Calabash Mountains next door? Hell, are you serious? You’re thousands of years old, how could you bear to make me help you cultivate? If you’re lusting after me, just say you need someone to pull your carriage in your cave abode! I’d only just transmigrated and become Zhang Xiaofan, and already I was facing such a catastrophic start. Just as I was about to accept that I couldn’t fight back and make the best of it, a panel inexplicably appeared in my mind. As long as I formed a bond and cultivated, I could grow stronger and even earn item rewards! “Snake demon, I want you to help me cultivate!” A woman three thousand years older than you can still ascend to the ranks of the immortals! Who says age is a problem?! But little by little, Zhang Xiaofan began to realize that something was off about his panel. It even seemed a little improper... Some time later, after his chubby master Tian Buyi brought him back to the sect, Zhang Xiaofan realized that it wasn’t just his panel that was strange. The world itself was, too. The world was full of righteous cultivation sects: Tian Yong City, Qingyun Sect, Mount Shu, Changliu... There were plenty of demonic sects as well, and even Baiyue had shown up. At a temple outside one city, the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian was waiting desperately for someone to rescue her. The world had changed. The Age of Hidden Gods had arrived. The gods no longer appeared, and the strange gods wreaked havoc among mortals!