The Chef's Certificate Was Found Out by His Wife, and Then It Exploded

Family members, who knows, after ten years of being an old man with clothes on his hands and food on his hands, suddenly one day his wife pulled out his chef certificate and posted it on WeChat to expose it, and then... … My son's male classmate: Dad! Dad! I am your long lost son! My son's female classmate: Dad! Dad! I am your long-lost daughter, or your future daughter-in-law, you can choose one yourself. A parent of a classmate: I am only eight years old this year and I am my son's twin brother. Dad, please let me stay. Son's class teacher: Miaomiao's father, our school is holding a parent cooking competition again this weekend. I hope you can come and participate. Male netizen: Brother-in-law! What procedures do I need to go through to be your son? Female netizen: I envy Xiao Xinxin, can I still be your daughter at the age of 28? … Guest: Wow~~Wow~~~ [Shocked] [Shocked] Audience: Do you want to be so exaggerated? Isn't it too fake? Guest: Is it fake? Can't help it! It's hard for yourself! It's really delicious [crying loudly]! Audience: I don't believe it, even if it's in my mouth! Guest: Huh? Is this still possible? ……………………