After Dumping My Jerk Ex, I Got Tangled Up With a Tycoon Snake Man

[Mutually devoted 1v1; the male lead’s true form is a jiao; he dotes only on the heroine and demolishes scumbags for her. An illogical, unhinged story: just enjoy the romance!] Ten years ago, Gu Yan accidentally entered a mountain cave and saw a giant white python. Thinking it was a celestial immortal showing its divine power, she began having good luck in everything except romance. Ten years later, just as she kicks her scumbag ex, tears apart the other woman, and nearly loses her life, the giant white python returns, looking like a refined gentleman as he tells her to repay his kindness. Gu Yan pretends to be calm. “One life for one life. We’re even.” He adjusts his glasses. “Miss Gu, that’s not what you said in the cave all those years ago.” Gu Yan panics. “What exactly do you want?” He answers with a straight face. “You took my chastity. You have to take responsibility.” Gu Yan: !!!! One day, Gu Yan is once again marveling at how having the right boyfriend can save her a lot on air-conditioning. His snake tail quietly wraps around her waist, and he looks at her with tearful, aggrieved eyes. “Baby, I’m cold. Hug me.”