You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy, I Am the Father in Shengjing City

[Traveling through the book + fighting in the palace and fighting in the house + playing jokes + counter-routines + lacking great virtues] Feng Xi, a boss in the apocalypse, crossed into a book about a man's son-in-law and became the princess wife of Qi Xiao, the male protagonist of Long Aotian. The princess was as stupid as a pig, selfish and vicious, and tried every means to tease Qi Xiao. In the end, her hands and feet were amputated, and she was thrown into the Snake Valley to be bitten by thousands of snakes. Feng. Just wants to take care of himself in old age. Xi: Got it! I'm going to be nice to him now! However: "I report to the princess, your consort has been locked in the dark room for three days and three nights!" "To report to the princess, the consort has been kneeling in the heavy snow for eight hours!" "To report to the princess, the love poem you wrote to Mr. Mu Xiaohou in front of the consort has been spread all over the capital!" Feng Xi:? So I really can't save it anymore? Forget it, it's already here, just go crazy and show off! Half a year later, above the Snake Valley, Feng Xi finally stood on the same cliff as the heroine in the book. Villain: "Master Qi Xiaohou, would you like to choose a wife or a beauty?" The heroine's eyes were filled with affection and she was speechless. Qi Xiao raised her eyelids and said without hesitation: "Xi'er, come to your husband." Feng bit the blood bag in his mouth and grabbed the snake repellent powder in his hand. He was always ready to jump off the cliff and run away for a happy life. Xi: "?" I jump down now, is it too late?