I Took Out the Knife, but Crazy Patch Held My Waist and Acted Coquettishly

New article: "The cold Buddhist disciple begs for support, but the sassy and beautiful woman cannot bear it" Xie Lan, who had been eating and drinking in the underworld for many years, vowing to destroy the idle people in the underworld, suddenly found himself being dragged back to the earth to be a poor, mentally retarded little boy from the wealthy Xie family! As a waste from a wealthy family, he will be arranged by his family to marry Zhong Liyu, a crazy person. This crazy person is different from other crazy people. He can force a good person into another lunatic. The other party looks like a harmless young man and can drag you into eternal hell just by saying "sister"! When I first met Crazy Patch— The "young man" smiled slightly and pulled out a ten-pound venomous snake and gnawed it in front of her, just like a pervert in a horror movie! Later, Madman grabbed her with a fierce expression and tried to bite her, but Xie Lan decisively took out the knife. Kuangpi changed his face instantly and hugged her waist: "Good sister, I know I was wrong!" Xie Lan: "Who is your sister? Old man, please show some respect." —— When Xie Lan pretended to be a poor kid and was having fun with Feng Pi, there were always those who were careless in front of her. Later, some tribesmen came to the house with the disabled grandmother and forced her to submit. Xie Lan smiled evilly: "Close the door and release the crazy criticism!" Everyone is waiting to watch Xie Lan be criticized to death... But later, Xie Lan sat on a high seat, crazily held her in his arms and kissed her, shocking everyone! Later, people in the industry all had a common consciousness: if you offend Crazy Pi, don't offend the poor people around him! [Competing with Crazy Pi, the female protagonist VS the tamed Crazy Monster male protagonist] PS: The male body has a special constitution and needs special living creatures to maintain balance (venomous snakes)