Chief, Please Ascend!

There are many kinds of imagination, and the author's imagination must be full of strange and hilarious ideas. Corresponding to the meal-time drama in the TV series, this book is also very suitable for reading while eating. If you are in a good mood, you can eat two more bites of vegetables. The pressure of cancer at the beginning has always urged the protagonist to practice diligently, complete various strange tasks, obtain prescriptions and items given by the system, and ensure survival through cultivating immortality. For example, mosquito legs are needed to make alchemy. If there is no alchemy furnace, small electrical appliances in the dormitory can also be entrusted with important tasks. The serious cultivation of immortality is solved through daily life and strange things, so as to obtain fun and joy. The completeness of the internal settings allows the plot of the work to develop steadily. It is worth mentioning that the prescriptions in the article are really detailed. The reality of the details and the absurdity of the contents of the prescriptions create a comic effect, which can be seen in the comment area~ It is also a major feature of this article The author has done a good job in the later period, and it should be possible It's a fun article that you can read with gusto, come on~{"TopicId":"880092904281669632","TopicName":"Natsume Hiroshi sweeping the article floor"}

The writing is quite interesting. Are you having trouble getting good grades? Do you have any accurate information?

I'm going to try the recipe to see if it works. If it doesn't come back, then there's something wrong with the food.

Leeks are green, enter the liver, and have a light taste. Garlic is white, pungent in taste, and enters the lungs. Ginger, pungent in taste, enters the lungs. Watermelon rind, enters the skin, becomes green, enters the liver. Holly leaves, green color enters the liver. Summary, nourish the liver and lungs.

I succeeded today. After several attempts, the following points have been summarized. First, garlic must sprout every time it is broken Second, old ginger must be pure old ginger and cannot sprout. Otherwise, the alternation of old and new is like a disorder of yin and yang. Three, holly leaves, two bud leaves, two young leaves, two strong leaves, two old leaves, and two bitter leaves. Ten pieces in total. Four, watermelon rind. It is better to choose varieties that have not been improved, and secondly, all the pulp must be removed. Fellow Taoists are welcome to add

I feel good after reading the latest chapter, especially the point that cancer cells will become stronger as they strengthen. I must praise it. I have seen some vulgar urban immortality books in which the protagonist just needs a pill to treat cancer. I especially want to complain about why cancer cells can't absorb the power of medicine. It's really the authors who take it for granted.

I happen to have these things at home. I'll give it a try soon. If it doesn't work, I'll come back to the author🐶

Hahahahaha, I have become Master Dao, I have become an immortal!

I tried the recipe, but I haven't eaten for a few days.

Taking the elixir can solve one's own cancer problem, right? After all, if I swallow a golden elixir, my fate is up to me. If the golden elixir cannot solve the cancer by then, then this golden elixir has not achieved anything.

The recipe is fake. I am typing this while I am confused. Brothers, please don't try, I've already prolapsed my anus 😭

The latest chapter made me stupid. Author, can you tell me whether skinks and snakes are related? The biggest similarity between the two is that they are both members of the reptile class. There are many animals in the reptile class, such as snakes, crocodiles, lizards, alligators, Nile crocodiles, lizards, turtles, leopard geckos, turtles, vipers, cobras, bamboo-leaf green snakes, and leaf-tailed geckos. Are these all relatives?

I have just started menstrual cleansing and marrow removal. I have eliminated the impurities from my body and the cancer is still not cured? What is the author's setting for menstrual cleansing and marrow cutting? Should all the magazines be discharged to form a pure glazed physique, or should just a little be discharged?

The creativity is good, but the plot is old-fashioned (referring to being kidnapped by gangsters to show off)

Speaking of which, the feng shui of the protagonist's dormitory is not good. Except for Ma Mingbo, the protagonist Luo Yu has bone cancer, Jiang Xuan has hypoglycemic encephalopathy, and Hou Ning has mental illness. Three of the four have to go to the hospital. This situation is so rare that I even wonder if the dormitory is cursed.

Has anyone tried the prescription in the introduction? Someone kick me, just wait 😜

The author has been locked up by relevant authorities and is prohibited from spreading the prescription any more.

OK OK! I just tried the formula, and now the three flowers have gathered all over the body, hahahahaha, it's done, I've become a Taoist, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It made me laugh, cultivating immortality can strengthen bone cancer! Therefore, fellow Taoists, please take care of your health. Cancer cannot be cured even if you become an immortal.

Just take care of it and come back when your bad illness is cured. You can't even cure mortal illnesses by cultivating an immortal, so you might as well practice martial arts.

The author still has a high opinion. Only by removing the roots of worries can one better pursue a higher realm.

Watching it without thinking, I feel a lot better

Recommendation: Suffering from bone cancer and unable to save myself, I have no choice but to embark on the path of cultivating immortality. But there seems to be something wrong with this way of cultivating immortality? Others use alchemy furnaces to practice marrow cleansing liquid, but I use induction cookers; others use ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum as ingredients, and I use leeks and garlic. Others can practice this, but I can't? This book is for entertainment purposes and is an unorthodox fairy tale. If you like it, you can give it a try. [New work from Qidian] "Housemaster, please ascend" Author: The first person to cultivate immortality in the dormitory Genre: Light novel Tag: Urban cultivation, easy Number of words: 12w Real-time ranking of new books: 40th place Brief comment: This book is classified as a light novel. It is not an old-fashioned traditional urban immortality novel. The main focus of this book is a joyful approach to immortality, without bitterness or deep hatred. The protagonist has a good outlook on life and is more like an ordinary person who unexpectedly got an opportunity. He has a bit of a fun-loving mentality, unlike some other novels where the protagonist pretends to be an ordinary person and can rub Gundam with his bare hands. The protagonist's way of doing things and his personality are very lovable. The vegetable seller wants to cut my leeks? I shouted back to the market manager; do you need mosquito legs to make alchemy? I started a campus mosquito-catching contest to spend the least money and get the most profit. Do the gangsters want to take revenge on me? Watch me take the sword with my bare hands. There are also shortcomings, that is, the author placed a high school textbook biology question in the college biology major, and the teacher also asked students to use this to test, which is really embarrassing. Other than that, there are no big problems. The plot is also humorous, and the protagonist's various weird ways of cultivating immortality can't help but make people laugh and bring joy to readers. {"TopicId":"847235287436099584","TopicName":"New book trial"}

This article is okay. Although there are some minor flaws, the flaws do not hide the good points. It is a good article. This author understands the readers' preferences well, and there is no nonsense. Keep up the good work, and he will give it to you with the recommendation votes.

After reading two chapters, I am on my way to prepare materials. Brothers, wait for me to come back and tell you whether it is successful or not.

Come on

The author stopped writing and went to another site.

Suddenly I remembered this book and ended up cutting it

Additional refinement😡

It's been a long time since I read a book with such desire. The author is working hard to read more.