No Matter, I Can Slay the Uncanny in My Dreams

“After people forced the title ‘Weird Immortal’ on me, I gradually changed the question in my mind from ‘Why is this happening to me?’ to ‘What is this supposed to teach me?’”

Xu Qing paused before continuing.

“Then I realized that everything was slowly changing.”

A little immortal clutching a jade scroll looked at Xu Qing timidly and asked, “Weird... Immortal Venerable Xu, what did you realize was changing?”

Xu Qing's expression suddenly turned manic. “Who can live without going crazy? We're all just barely holding it together! Fuck!”

“If you can't take it anymore, punch the Immortal Realm to pieces! Damn it, Supreme God, Immortal Venerable, great-grandma's second uncle's third aunt's granny!”

“Completely insane! Completely insane! Hahahaha!!”

At the sight of Xu Qing's frenzied expression, the little immortal dropped the jade scroll and fled in terror. “The Weird Immortal's gone mad! He's finally gone mad!”

“Tch, how boring.” Xu Qing regained his composure, dusted off his sleeves, and strolled toward the Assembly of Ten Thousand Immortals.