I’m a Funeral Livestreamer. One Follow Leaves the Whole Internet Stunned

Su Hang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral services company. While scrolling through Douyin, he spots a streamer who climbs cliffs with his bare hands, and his System activates. [Cliff climbing without any safety equipment is a frequent activity with a 99.99% chance of death. Host may follow this streamer.] Su Hang follows him, then leaves a comment. “Our professional funeral company is at your service. We provide a complete funeral package with attentive service. Book now for 20% off.” After Su Hang follows him, viewers across the internet discover the next day that the streamer has kicked the bucket. After a few more times, Su Hang becomes an online sensation! “Please don’t follow me! I’m begging you, I’m a good person!” “Seriously, bro, don’t follow me! I’m scared I’ll kick the bucket!” “Holy crap, he’s a prophet! Please spare me and don’t follow me!”