I Am a Funeral Blogger, and I Am Following the Whole Network and Begging to Be Blocked.

Recommend a book to a friend: "I am a psychiatrist, it makes sense to be able to see through fate, right?" [Hilarious] + [cool article] + [funeral] + [cause and effect] + [career] After reading the routines in the first few chapters, if you don't laugh later, you can scold me. Lin Qingxuan traveled to a parallel world and worked as a security guard at the crematorium. Early that morning he was scrolling through videos and saw a Master Liu who said that time is life and taught you how to jump in line quickly. Since he loves to learn, he looked at it a few more times, clicked a follow button, and left a message: "I am Xiaolin from the crematorium. Recently, the company has a lot of business and it is difficult to jump in line. If necessary, please make an appointment in advance to stay away from queue jumping and stay away from bad social habits!" That Master Liu was dismissive and threatened: "Even at the crematorium, he can quickly jump in line without waiting for a long time!" But who would have thought that red hearts are burned in the early morning and people are burned in the afternoon. The moment Master Liu was cremated, a sweet voice sounded. [Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully activating the funeral system, rewarding accurate customers with one percent of their cash and deposits during their lifetime, and rewarding customers who commit suicide with one-tenth of their remaining lifespan. In order to prevent the host from starving to death, this system will remind the accurate target from time to time! [Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving the three-year lifespan reward. Then a video titled "Scared the Baby to Death" directly revealed the truth about the death... Every attention he received was thrilling, and many people left messages asking Hong Xin not to pay attention. "Brother Xiao Lin, I haven't married yet, why are you begging me to be blacklisted?" "Brother Xiao Lin, there is a child-trafficking anchor here, please pay attention to it!" This story is purely fictional, please do not imitate it seriously!