The Old Ancestress Is Only Three and a Half, Yet She Tells Fortunes with a Baby Bottle and Wins the Internet’s Heart

My new book, The Three-Year-Old Ancestor Exorcises Ghosts on Set and Takes the Internet by Storm, is currently in the rankings. Please don't wait for it to finish before reading! The richest family in the country, the Su family, suddenly has a three-year-old girl in their midst! Everyone assumes she's the illegitimate daughter of Su Laoqi, the playboy of the entertainment industry. Who could have guessed that the seven Su brothers would kneel in a row and call her their great-aunt? The whole city of Beicheng laughs itself silly: “What use is your great-aunt besides drinking milk? My great-aunt can at least embroider flowers for me.” Su Laoqi: “What's so special about embroidery? My great-aunt can catch ghosts, monsters, and zombies. She's a top-tier star in heaven and on earth. Can yours do that?” Su Laoliu: “My great-aunt can chase airplanes with her flying sword. Can yours do that?” Su Laowu: “My great-aunt can cure illnesses with the Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles. Can yours do that?” Su Laosi: “My great-aunt can land a quadruple axel in figure skating. Can yours do that?” Su Laosan: “My great-aunt can casually score a pentakill in a game. Can yours do that?” Su Laoer: “My great-aunt wins awards for traditional Chinese painting, oil painting, and ink wash painting. Can yours do that?” Su Laoda: “My great-aunt can help my company earn a billion a day. Can yours do that?” Later, the Su family's little great-aunt grows up and secretly starts dating her childhood sweetheart, a boy as pretty as a porcelain doll. The seven Su brothers roar in unison: “Stay away from our great-aunt!”