The Laid-Back Big Shot Was Forced to Save the World, Then Heard the System Voice

To escape the chaos of the world, Sheng Zhi stayed peacefully asleep deep in the mountains, only to be woken by a suddenly appearing world-saving System and forced out into the world to save it! On her way down the mountain, she runs into an idiot with something wrong in his head, who throws garlic at her? “Monster, I’m giving you three seconds to surrender. This isn’t a negotiation, it’s a notification.” Xie Zhou looks calm on the outside, but inside he’s desperately screaming! [Call the police right now!!!] Sheng Zhi tilts her head, puzzled. Where did this groundhog come from, yelling like that? She yawns. Mm, so sleepy. I want to go back to bed. [Host, please get your priorities straight! Complete the mission as soon as possible, or the other person will snatch it away!] Sheng Zhi: “?” [The other person has an irritating romance System and villain System bound to him. He’s here to steal your mission. Host, don’t slack off. Complete it as soon as possible.] Sheng Zhi remembers how her System used to torment her and push her to complete missions. She looks at the other person with sympathy. Something’s wrong with his head, and he’s stuck with two Systems. Poor thing. “A real man fears nothing! Unleash your kingly aura and charge in to slay the demons and monsters, ridding the people of harm!” the villain System shouts. “That’s my Zhi Zhi, you idiot! Slay your own damn, Host, don’t listen to its lies. That’s your darling wife!” [I’m just an ordinary guy, not some hero. Charge in, my ass! Call the police! And I’m a gorgeous successor to socialism. I wouldn’t fall for a nonhuman even if you beat me to death.] Later, he eats his words. The villain System scoffs: “What’s so great about women? Our goal is the stars and the sea! To rule the universe!”