Happy in the Courtyard

Chapter 2: Directly persuade me to quit, I can laugh for a year with the Tai Chi Nine Turns Skill

I just gave up on licking the traitorous old lady.

The opening is what the author takes for granted! Will the deaf old lady take care of the male protagonist? ? ? Haven't seen the original show? ? ? When He Yuyu was still hungry as a child, he went to the house of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai to ask if they wanted to eat. How did the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai drive her away. Don't forcefully whitewash the deaf old lady and just write nonsense that confuses right and wrong! !

Good guy, a dozen pounds of soybean oil? Two pounds of sesame oil? You really dare to write, I am convinced, the author is awesome, Shennong is defeated!

There is obviously something wrong with the composition of the deaf old lady. She eats fine grains every day. She is either a spy or the eldest daughter of an official family. Isn't it right for the current author to kneel down and lick her? It's really boring. She is a stupid third-generation poor person? I know how to cook Tan's cuisine, but I feel like there's obviously something wrong with the ingredients.

Anyway, you are cultivating immortals. Why don't you take in this excellent widow named Jia Zhang? Age doesn't matter, it can be thousands or tens of thousands of years older. What are you afraid of if you are a few decades older? Your mother-in-law and your little daughter-in-law will serve you together. Isn't that great? Disgusting, strong taste. The green tea in reality is not enough for you to lick. You have to lick it to write a novel. How much do you like the green tea with three children? In that era, a plump figure was definitely considered fat from today's perspective. There are several beautiful ones at 1.6 Meters and 120 or 30 pounds. In addition, they have to do physical work. Alas😔, it's hopeless

The deaf old lady is in such a good physical condition that she can hit people and smash windows, but she still has to be given food by others? At a time when people all over the country are starving, she is clamoring for meat every day? It's just that others are deafened and mute when they are beaten, and Fuzhu is easy to follow when he suffers a loss. Anyone who says she is a good person is either blind or stupid.

He was directly persuaded to quit. He was a person who wanted to cultivate immortality. From the beginning, he started to circle around Qin Huairu, speechless. . . .

The introduction directly persuaded them to quit. Women in the capital are dying, so they must be a widow?

A lot of character analysis in the previous section has to impose one's own views on the readers. In fact, only through the characterization and behavior of the characters can the character's personality be vividly displayed on the page and let the readers feel it for themselves. Xiu Xian, at that time, unless you lived alone, you would be a remnant of feudalism.

The first few chapters were all about sex, but there was no plot at all. As soon as the plot developed, I started to harbor evil thoughts towards the widow. Are the shoes worn by others so delicious? She also gave birth to three children, so damn perverted.

The hang-up is too big, give up decisively

The reason for poor grades is that the people in the Siheyuan ended up too well. If you want to get good grades when writing about Siheyuan, you must first not lick it (licking here refers to arranging the ending) There are no heinous people in Siheyuan, but there are really no good people. If you arrange to become the grandson of a deaf old lady, you will lose a large number of readers, and the Jia family has such a good ending, no one wants to read it

It wouldn't be interesting if it didn't go through the entire seventy-two transformations. Go to the courtyard to cultivate immortality. What did the author think?

A large gathering of poisonous people in the courtyard: he is the grandson of the deaf old lady, and he is the son of Qin Huairu. The protagonist chooses Silly Pillar or Holy Mother Silly Pillar. They all delete books when they see them.

I don't care whether he cultivates immortality or not. When he saw Qin Huairu wanting to sleep, he persuaded him to leave. It's not cheap to go back in time and know who the person is, but to hand the knife into someone else's hand. If you don't give her enough benefits and someone accuses you of rape, why are you ready to destroy the country and leave?

To be honest, I don't like reading books about licking deaf old ladies either.                       ， In the play, the deaf old lady will only jump out of the platform when the stupid guy can't deal with it. The rest of the time, she pretends to be deaf and mute and mind her own business.                                                       ，，，                                                               To say that the deaf old lady is a good person, she is even less so. The deaf old lady is a typical helper but not a helper. In addition, in the play, Lou Xiaoe is plotting against the fool, so she cannot be considered a good person (but not too bad). There are also many fans who like to write that the deaf old lady is very arrogant. I really don't know what they think. She is just an ordinary old lady. No one dares to argue with her because of her age. The deaf old lady's prestige in the compound was gained by the uncle's behind-the-scenes push. As for her outside the compound, she was nothing. He is an extremely old and lonely old man. As for the families of martyrs and soldiers, that is definitely not the case. The families of martyrs and soldiers have house numbers, and condolences from the neighborhood committee are indispensable during festivals and festivals. This has never appeared in these dramas. So the old lady is just an ordinary lonely old man. Guo Jia will definitely not let such a person starve to death, so she has a five-guarantee household to protect her life

Other fan fiction does not require character analysis, but Siheyuan does. As for the reason, it's very simple. The characters in Siheyuan have been rewritten in all kinds of strange ways. The reason why I am verbose is firstly to respect the original work and secondly to show that I will write it according to that idea.