I Will Become a Big Boss in Heaven

I, Ma Yunteng, have created my own 81-step method of patting horses. I have the acquired Lingbao Erskin Face in my body and a physical plug-in in my hand. I can pat Gods when I meet them and praise Buddhas when I meet them. Nantianmen has practiced stalls, fought fiercely, fallen somersaults, and almost lost control of his legs! I've been with fairies, been a moon elder, and had barbecues in Guanghan Palace! I have walked horses, planted peaches, planned the debut of fairies, and led heavenly soldiers to fight! I, Ma Yunteng, am thick-skinned, flattering, and will definitely become a big boss!